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Current Residence: Misery, Middle America
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Birthdays and the Pox

Tue Jul 11, 2006, 4:38 PM
Crappiest Birthday On Record

Anyone who tells you that chicken pox is a childhood disease is full of it. Very, very full of it. Just as anyone who tells you that if you had the virus as a child, you cannot get it again as an adult is a filthy whore liar as well.

Fact: I had chicken pox as a child, though it was a mild case.
Fact: I have chicken pox right now and am no longer (physically at least) a child.

How did I get it? From my own mother. Thanks mom! Happy fucking birthday from you to me, huh?!

Must. Not. Itch.

The dreaded symptoms began while I was out of town, celebrating my beloved's birthday last week. The clever virus disguised itself as heat rash, with the fever falling into the category of a mild sunstroke (considering I was outside all day that day it is not a bad assumption to make). By the next night I knew it was something else entirely.

So what did I get for my birthday yesterday? A trip to the doctor's office along with two weeks of unpaid leave from work! And what paid for my uninsured, blistered butt to see the doctor? Yes, that's right, kiddies: the money that would have been used by the family to get me a birthday gift. Here is the icing on the cake: the person that gracefully imbued me with this adorable little virus couldn't even be bothered to show up to see me. She was too busy visiting other relatives.

So just like that this year tops the list of worst birthdays ever.

Just.. kill me now.
  • Mood: Isolated

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pinkythepink Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconrubcheeksplz: Thank you so much for adding me to your watch! :squee: It really brings a smile to my face which is more than I could've asked for. :D I hope that I can continue to impress with my future pieces! :heart:
pinkythepink Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
:love: Thank you for the favorites, it really means ever so much to me that you enjoy my artwork! I invite you to add me to your watch so that you can see all the future beaded and stitched pieces I have planned! :blowkiss: Just think of the sparkles... :squee:
FantasyForgeLARP Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
TY fot the fav!! ^_^
filhotedeleao Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Hi, Melissa!
Thank you for watching me!
Quoth-Raven Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: :icongunterdanceplz:
Celem Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav: on my white tiger pic :)
Deathbypuddle Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the watch! :D 
OrangeRoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for so many favs+ on my photography! :w00t!:
Let me gratitude you with lama
Kiriath-Arba Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Thank you very much! I will treasure this llama always.

I have a soft spot for felines, and you have an absolutely amazing eye for photography.
Caen-N Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
hey Melissa :) thanks for faving my work
i do appreciate it :tea:
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